Quotes and Jokes

The VegASS trilogy (compiled from my IM profile)

VegASS Highlights: $6 Prime rib oh yeah, finishing up $200 in blackjack in a half hour, the lions at MGM Grand, making Dr. Stripper angry, the view from the Ghost Bar, the fastest and smoothest elevator evAr, the Caesar's buffet (more prime rib), the ridiculous architecture in Caesar's, the after hours hangout...verdict: further investigation required

VegASS Pt. 2: Finishing up again :), Bostrom brothers display in the Hard Rock, eye-candy at the Hard Rock, the "Gixxer 1000-riding firefighter chic" *cough* bullshit *cough*, the ridiculous number of women having a bachelorette night out, flamethrowers at the club (literally), "Unless they ejaculate all over your luggage", having yet another girl fall on her ass while dancing with me, sleeping at a mini mansion =-O, only using 7 gallons of gas each way in my rental Toyota Prius...

VegASS Part 3: CHS and PEC rolling deep, girls on the trapeze at the club, "Me and my friend have a bet", the cracked out/falling down drunk girl who tried to dance with me :-\, the older women macking on Bernhard, Schwarzennegar: "GET TO THE AMBULANCE!!!", "I have a husband", "THAT'S A MAN BAYBEE!!!", the guys playing live drums at the club (Rumjungle), the double play, the juggling taxi driver, Sean dissing a not-so-hot stripper, strippers getting indignant after the rejection, airport security "Pedestrians have right of way", the '30-something' superstitious pocahontas lady, telling the same lady to stay up off my money, Aladdin's buffet, my first win at craps.

GVGuevara: did OG wing come with you
Maengelito: nah
Maengelito: his wing was too small
Maengelito: so he stayed home and did the dishes

Mr. Turbocharger Inventor

I salute you, Mr. Turbocharger-Inventor. You gave us something better than sex, and more addictive than crack cocaine.
Your contribution of boost has given us even more excuse to neglect our girlfriends, become delinquent on our credit card bills, and cover ourselves in motor oil. Thanks to you Mr. Turbocharger-Inventor, the smell of 104 octane is all the more sweet...Without you, we would not be boosting, we'd only be rotting

Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man

Here's to you, Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man. Lesser men would postpone their track endeavors. Women deride your impossible folly. Most people would give up. But not you, Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man. Undeterred, you toil ceaseless to get more boost, higher cornering speed, or to simply get your busted pile running at marginal functionality to make it through the weekend. You possibly could have had your car ready weeks ago, but that's about as much fun as a race that's won on the first lap. You understand what drama is, you value true glory, and you Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man, understand what a true hero is. While few attempt to emulate your brilliance, you are an inspiration to all of us.

GVGuevara: on tonight's episode of CSI Special Victims Unit...
Maengelito: "looks like another thumb in the ass murder... bag her and tag her boys"